Contrast Poem

1.      I am not a tooth so you cannot brush me,

          I am not a tooth so you cannot whiten me,

          I am not a tooth so you cannot bring me to dentist,

          I am not a tooth so I cannot chew what you eat,

          I am not a tooth so I cannot bite your foods.

             2.  I am not a perfume so you cannot buy me,

                I am not a perfume so you cannot sell me,

                I am not a perfume so you cannot smell me,

                I am not a perfume so you cannot refill me,

                I am not a perfume so you cannot pour me.

             3.  I am not a chicken so you cannot feed me,

           I am not a chicken so you cannot raise me,

           I am not a chicken so you cannot eat my meat,

           I am not a chicken so you cannot sell me,

           I am not a chicken so I cannot lay eggs.

           4. I am not a fish so I cannot breathe under water,

         I am not a fish so I cannot swim,

         I am not a fish so you cannot feed me,

         I am not a fish so you cannot fry me

         I am not a fish so you cannot buy me.

             5.  I am not a hair so you cannot comb me,

         I am not a hair so you cannot color me,

          I am not a hair so you cannot pony tail me,

           I am not a hair so you cannot shampoo me,

          I am not a hair so you cannot cut me.

             6.  I am not an earring so you cannot spend much for me,

         I am not an earring so you cannot buy me,

         I am not an earring so you cannot wear me,

         I am not an earring so you cannot expose me,

          I am not an earring so you cannot sell me.

               7. I am not a shadow so you cannot step on me,

          I am not a shadow so I cannot follow you everywhere,

           I am not a shadow so I cannot follow your moves,

            I am not a shadow so you cannot see me only in the light,

           I am not a shadow so you cannot hide me in the dark.

              8.  I am not a window so you cannot put curtain on me,

          I am not a window so you cannot close me,

          I am not a window so you cannot open me,

          I am not a window so you cannot push me,

          I am not a window so you cannot pull me.

               9.  I am not a bed so you cannot lay on me,

         I am not a bed so you cannot jump on me,

          I am not a bed so you cannot step on me,

          I am not a bed so you cannot stand on me,

         I am not a bed so you cannot sleep on me.

            10. I am not a curtain so you cannot hang me,

         I am not a curtain so you cannot decorate me,

         I am not a curtain so I cannot beautify your room,

         I am not a curtain so you cannot sew me,

         I am not a curtain so you cannot design me.

           11. I am not a chair so you cannot sit on me,

         I am not a chair so you cannot carry me,

         I am not a chair so you cannot repair me,

         I am not a chair so you cannot sell me,

          I am not a chair o you cannot buy me.

           12. I am not a pillow so you cannot hug me,

          I am not a pillow so you cannot buy me,

          I am not a pillow so you cannot display me,

          I am not a pillow so you cannot throw me,

          I am not a pillow so you cannot wash me.

              13. I am not a door so you cannot close me,

         I am not a door so you cannot open me,

          I am not a door so you cannot push me,

         I am not a door so you cannot pull me,

         I am not a door so you cannot knock me. 

               14. I am not a computer so you cannot surf on me,

             I am not a computer so I cannot entertain you,

            I am not a computer so I cannot inform you,

             I am not a computer so you cannot encode in me,

             I am not a computer so you cannot get radiation from me.

                15. I am not a house so you cannot construct me,

               I am not a house so you cannot stay at me,

               I am not a house so you cannot own me,

               I am not a house so you cannot rent me,

               I am not a house so you cannot paint me.

              16. I am not a television so you cannot watch me,

             I am not a television so you cannot adjust my volume,

              I am not a television so you cannot listen to me,

            I am not a television so I cannot entertain you,

            I am not a television so I cannot inform you.

           17. I am not an identification card so you cannot identify yourself in me,

            I am not an identification card so you cannot wear me anytime,

            I am not an identification card so you cannot use me in your transactions,

            I am not an identification card so i cannot keep your identity,

            I am not an identification card so you cannot replace me when I get lost.

            18. I am not a mall so you cannot just go in and out whenever you want,

            I am not a mall so you cannot shop on me,

            I am not a mall so you cannot stroll on me,

            I am not a mall so I cannot provide your needs,

           I am not a mall so you cannot unwind in me.

            19. I am not an umbrella so you cannot fold me,

           I am not an umbrella so you cannot use me when sun is hot,

           I am not an umbrella so you cannot use me during rainy season,

           I am not an umbrella so you cannot hang me,

           I am not an umbrella so you cannot buy me.

                   20. I am not rice so you cannot cook me,

                I am not rice so you cannot eat me,

               I am not rice so cannot satisfy your hunger,

               I am not rice so you cannot sell me,

               I am not rice so you cannot buy me.

                  21. I am not a fruit so you cannot eat me.

                I am not a fruit so you cannot slice me.

                I am not a fruit so you cannot wash me.

                I am not a fruit so you cannot harvest me,

                I am not a fruit so you cannot sell me.

                22. I am not a teacher so you cannot call me teacher,

               I am not a teacher so I cannot give you an exam,

              I am not a teacher so I cannot give you a quiz,

              I am not a teacher so I cannot give you an assignment,

              I am not a teacher so I cannot teach you.

                23. I am not a window so you cannot close me,

               I am not a window so you cannot paint me,

               I am not a window so you cannot lock me,

               I am not a window so you cannot curtain me,

               I am not a window so you cannot open me.

               24. I am not a number so you cannot solve me,

            I am not a number so you cannot count me,
            I am not a number so you cannot add me,
            I am not a number so you cannot subtract me,
            I am not a number so you cannot multiply me.

            25. I am not a baby so you cannot feed me,
        I am not a baby so you cannot play with me,
        I am not a baby so you cannot change my clothes,
        I am not a baby so you cannot entertain me when I cry,
        I am not a baby so you sing me lullabies.

              26. I am not a Facebook so you cannot log in me,
        I am not a Facebook so you cannot sign in me,
        I am not a Facebook so you cannot like me,
        I am not a Facebook so you cannot post me,
        I am not a Facebook so you cannot share me.

             27. I am not soap so you cannot use me,
          I am not soap so you cannot buy me,
          I am not soap so you cannot melt me,
          I am not soap so I cannot clean you when your dirt,
          I am not soap so I cannot whiten your skin.

               28. I am not a calendar so you cannot set me a date,

            I am not a calendar so I cannot remind you,

            I am not a calendar so you cannot tear me,

            I am not a calendar so I cannot inform you,

            I am not a calendar so you cannot write on me.

               29. I am not a pet so you cannot play me,

I am not a pet so you cannot feed me,

            I am not a pet so I cannot be with you,

I am not a pet so you cannot command me,

I am not a pet so you cannot throw me anywhere.

            30. I am not a test paper so you cannot answer me,

I am not a test paper so you cannot encircle me,

I am not a test paper so you cannot underline me,

I am not a test paper so you cannot pass me,

I am not a test paper so you cannot tear me.

                        

              31. I am not a ring so you cannot wear me,

I am not a ring so you cannot re-size me, 

I am not a ring so I cannot say yes to you, ,

I am not a ring so you cannot return me,

I am not a ring so you cannot buy me.

                   32. I am not a clock so you cannot set me,

I am not a clock so I cannot update you,

I am not a clock so you cannot reset me,

I am not a clock so I cannot inform you,

I am not a clock so you cannot look at me.

             33. I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot connect with me,

I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot on me,

I am not a Bluetooth so I cannot accept you,

I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot off me,

I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot share me.

            34. I am not a robot so you cannot control me,

I am not a robot so you cannot reformat me,

I am not a robot so you cannot command me,

I am not a robot so you cannot change me,

I am not a robot so you cannot operate me. 

               35. I am a rose so you cannot smell me,

                     I am not a rose so you cannot plant me,

                     I am not a rose so you cannot give me,

                     I am not a rose so you cannot sell me,

                      I am not a rose so you cannot pick me.

                 36. I am not a bicycle so you cannot sell me,

                      I am not a bicycle so you cannot repair me,

                      I am not a bicycle so you cannot buy me,

                      I am not a bicycle so you cannot ride me,

                      I am not a bicycle so you cannot give me.

  

                   37. I am not a bicycle so you cannot sell me,

                        I am not a bicycle so you cannot repair me,

                        I am not a bicycle so you cannot buy me,

                        I am not a bicycle so you cannot ride me,

                        I am not a bicycle so you cannot give me.

              38. .I am not a hair so you cannot shampoo me,

                    I am not a hair so you cannot wash me,

                    I am not a hair so you cannot cut me,

                    I am not a hair so you cannot clip me,

                    I am not a hair so you cannot color me.

           39. I am not a pillow so you cannot hug me,

                 I am not a pillow so you cannot throw me,

                 I am not a pillow so you cannot buy me,

                 I am not a pillow so you cannot display me,

                I am not a pillow so you cannot lay on me.

          40. .I am not a medicine so you cannot cure disease,

                 I am not a medicine so you cannot make me,

                 I am not a medicine so you cannot drink me,

                I am not a medicine so you cannot buy me,

                I am not a medicine so you cannot sell me.

             41. I am not a coffee so you cannot mix me,

I am not a coffee so you cannot drink me,

I am not a coffee so you cannot innovate me,

I am not a coffee so you cannot taste me,

I am not a coffee so you cannot sell me. 

            42. I am not a criminal so I cannot harm you,

I am not a criminal so you cannot accuse me,

I am not a criminal so I cannot kill you,

I am not a criminal so you cannot judge me,

I am not a criminal so I cannot take you away.

             43.  I am not a money so you cannot spent me,

I am not money so you cannot save me,

I am not money so you cannot exchange me,

I am not money so you cannot give me to a charity,

I am not money so you cannot use me.

           44. I am not a stuff toy so you cannot hug me,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot kiss me,

I am not a stuff toy so I cannot comfort you,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot love me,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot be with me.

            45. I am not a mathematics so you cannot solve me,

I am not mathematics so you cannot analyze me,

I am not mathematics I cannot give you an answer,

            I am not mathematics so you cannot calculate me,

I am not mathematics so you cannot add me.

             46. I am not a chalk so you cannot erase me,

I am not a chalk so you cannot buy me,

I am not a chalk so you cannot sell me,

I am not a chalk so you cannot put me on a box,

I am not a chalk so you cannot use in writing.

                 47. I am not a picture so you cannot tear me apart,

I am not a picture so I cannot make you smile,

I am not a picture so you cannot put me under your pillow,

I am not a picture so I cannot give you memories,

I am not a picture so you cannot put me into frame.

              48. I am not a pet you cannot play me,

I am not a pet so you cannot feed me,

            I am not a pet so I cannot be with you,

I am not a pet so you cannot command me,

I am not a pet so you cannot throw me anywhere.

              49. I am not a doctor so I cannot cure you,

I am not a doctor so I cannot help you,

I am not a doctor so you cannot command me,

I am not a doctor so I cannot test you,

I am not a doctor so I cannot operate you.

          

            50. I am not a trash so you cannot tear me,

I am not a trash so you cannot play me,

I am not a trash so you cannot burn me,    

I am not a trash so you cannot recycle me,

I am not a trash so you cannot throw me.